Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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