He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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