"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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