Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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