Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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