honey bunches of taint.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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