Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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