Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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