Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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