I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Houston, we have a blender
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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