in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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