is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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