is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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