I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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