everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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