I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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