Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I understand Curling. That high.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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