I don't remember. Are we still dating?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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