I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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