I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
