what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
birth control should be required to get into college
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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