i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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