can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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