He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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