My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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