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The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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