It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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