Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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