please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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