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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!

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(805): View more from California

who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger

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(917): View more from New York City

we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?

(609): View more from New Jersey

And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud

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(310): View more from California

it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.

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(805): View more from California

I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.

(503): View more from Oregon

Preach sister.

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