North Korea, Best Korea!
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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