I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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