My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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