I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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