i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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