"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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