people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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