Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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