yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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