Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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