2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Randomize
