Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
