i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
