This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
don't judge my taste in strippers
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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