Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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