am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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