Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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