hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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