I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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