its not stalking. its research.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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